Deary me...

• Yours Truly: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
• Dad: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
• Yours Truly: You Klingon bastard! YOU KILLED MY SON!
• Dad: No, I am your father!
• Yours Truly: But... he's dead, Jim!
• Dad: Why is anything we don't understand called a "thing"?
• Yours Truly: You're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I can't follow!
• Dad: You were right about one thing, Master... the negotiations were short!
• Yours Truly: Aggressive negotiations?
• Dad: This R2 unit looks a bit beat-up, you want a new one?
• Yours Truly: There is no spoon...
• Dad: The whole thing hardly comes to 10 tons..
• Yours Truly: Han shot first.
• Dad: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
• Yours Truly: AVADA KEDAVRA!
• Dad: Eat slug Malfoy!
• Yours Truly: Daisy, Daisy... Give me your answer, do...
• Dad: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
• Dad: Open the Pod Bay doors HAL